The struggle is real, but so is God.—(via thismodestproposal)
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE
How completely and utterly in love
How could anyone hate someone who make our boys so happy? Here’s a necessary spam in honor to the lovely ladies who make our boys so happy.
and just a reminder that Misha actually cried when he and his wife renewed their wedding vows in drag
this post keeps my heart warm at night, in hopes that someone might look at me like that someday.
ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance
hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”
shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous
my phone battery died faster than my dreams
I like the ones that interest me or make me laugh or are just beautiful in some way.
So generally I like most of them.
I just don’t reblog a lot of them.
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.